Hey! Amelia Kate- I'm Not Interested.

Sorry guys, no pictures this time. Instead, I've got a few words for all the "Amelia Kates" out there. You see, Amelia Kate, I don't wish you any ill will, I don't think I'm better than you, I just don't want to have anything to do with you. You might say, "you don't even know me!" and Amelia Kate, you'd be right. In fact, I don't know if you're a man or a woman, young, old, gay, straight, married or other. I also have no idea whether you're malicious with your intentions, a stalker, adulterer, rapist or better yet, a serial killer. When you chat/friend requested me, I went against my first instinct and as I signed off my email, I clicked "accept." I told myself you could be an old acquaintance, maybe a gal from one of my bible study groups, heck, a preschool classmate! Alas, Amelia Kate, you were none of those, were you? As I checked my email today you rang in and opened with, "Looking for a friend," am I right? Kind of a creepy and mysterious way to begin things but I gave you another chance. I expressed that my intention was not to be rude as I asked who you were and your reply was......."hey sexy." I have to admit, at that moment, I couldn't get you deleted off my contact list fast enough. Please understand, all you Amelia Kates, I have many wonderful friends, I have an amazing family, I have a husband who I am committed to. I love each and every one of them and they are the people that I share my time with. I don't want any secret relationships, fantastical, alternate realities, or games. So please, Amelia Kates, don't waste any more of your time, or mine, 'cause I'm just NOT interested.